You've been on the operating table just long enough to realize that the patient is you.
(Maharaji - Prem Rawat, date unknown)
Thurs, Jan 27, 2000 at 18:53:19 (GMT)
You want iambic pentametre?
The minions from EV all read this site
Assure their friends it's but a load of shite
Tho' sometimes in the middle of the night
They worry: just suppose the forum's right...
And Prempal's just a lardy, bloated fraud
And not the one all-knowing perfect lord
Suppose the one whose form we have adored
Is one more dragon sitting on his hoard...
Whose breath's the kiss of death, whose Boundless Grace
A myth constructed on a groundless base
Insipid grins all gazing into space
Whose shabby little cult's a damned disgrace..
Whose saints aren't even fit to be let loose
Who even closed his eyes to child abuse
Who's passed the buck although he's no excuse...
Believe it, Prem, we're gonna cook your goose!
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