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Prem Rawat's House of Maharaji Drek
You've been on the operating table just long enough to realize that the patient is you.
(Maharaji - Prem Rawat, date unknown)
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...thank you, I In-joy the fun of singing the truth about.. a cooth! This is for BARNEY, our new Webmaster!

For Rawat, It's Worth

Thanks to the Buffallo Springfield
(on the Forrest Gump movie soundtrack)

There's OM-thing happening here
Maharaji is...not exactly clear.
There's a Guru on the run, over there-
This tells me, I have to be aware.

I think it's time we Stop Premies,
Rawats' found!
Everybody look - He's going down.

The Battle: Mind's being drawn
Nobody's right, if Satguru is wrong
Ex-premies posting their finds
are getting so much resistance from Cult minds

Think it's time we
Stop Premies, Rawats' found!
everybody look - recruitment's down.

What a tired day for The Feet:
A thousand Ex-es, not discrete,
posting hurts, and a linking of sites
Mostly say, Guru Not Inside!

Think it's time we
Stop Premies, Rawats' found!
everybody look - devotion's down

Paranoia strikes deep,
Into His Site it did creep
It starts when donations aren't made
Step out of line, the Bank come, repo The Plane...

Think it's time we Stop Premies,
Rawats' found!
everybody look, His Prostate's down.....

Think it's time we
Stop Premies, Rawats' found!
everybody look, His Prostate's down....

Think it's time we
Stop Premies, Rawats' found
everybody look, His Prostate's down....

RT
90-100: As good as Sex Pistols God Save the Queen or Howl
80-89: Good beat, easy to dance to
70-79: Better than Blue Aquarius
60-69: As good as One Foundation
Less than 60: Worse than Maharaji's music or poems

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Any similarity to real persons other than Public Persons is strictly coincidental.
Any similarity to real events is also coincidental.

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