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Prem Rawat's House of Maharaji Drek
You've been on the operating table just long enough to realize that the patient is you.
(Maharaji - Prem Rawat, date unknown)
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Someone YOU know in a Cult? Can't reason with their 'experience'? So, get a harmonica, and at least, sing this song, because sooner or later... Every Premie Must Get Shown thanks to Bob Dylan
Well, they'll zone you when you're Attending to be good.
(They zone you just like Exes said they would)
They'll zone you when you're frying, far from home
(Yeah, they'll phone you just to Serve-Us, all alone)
(But I could not reel from the ozone;
Every Premie - Just Get Omm'd!)

Well, they zone you when you're Walking to his Feet
They'll zone you when you're sneaking to a seat
They'll zone you when you're Serving on THE floor
They'll zone you when you're peeking through THE door
(But I should not squeal upon the phone,
Every Premie Must Get Omm'd)

They'll zone you when you're at Donation Table
They'll zone you 'cause you are so impression-able
They'll zone you when you're giving your last buck
They'll zone you and say 'it's Maharaji's luck!'
(But I do not mind. The Master's flown;
Every Premie Trusts...Get Omm'd?)

~ h a r m o n i c a r i f f s ~

Well, they'll zone you and say 'Guru is your friend.'
They'll zone you and come play that tape, again.
They'll zone you as you 'brainwash' - in your car!
They'll zone you when you hear Arti (Guitar)
(Yes, but I would not press my eyes as shown;
Each Devotee's Mind is Cloned.)

Well, they'll zone you 'cause you should hear The Tone
They'll zone you when you are wailing 'Take Me Home'
They'll zone you with your VISA: Knowledge Saves!
They'll zone you when you think: Maharaji craves...
But I should have learned this long ego:
Liberation? Just Pay! Groan!!

RT
90-100: As good as Sex Pistols God Save the Queen or Howl
80-89: Good beat, easy to dance to
70-79: Better than Blue Aquarius
60-69: As good as One Foundation
Less than 60: Worse than Maharaji's music or poems

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