You've been on the operating table just long enough to realize that the patient is you.
(Maharaji - Prem Rawat, date unknown)
Books that Maharaji might write or have ghost written
Maharaji: How I Evolved From Perfect to More Perfect
Dissemination of Understanding: How Life Interacts With Life's Interactions to Disseminate Knowledge More and More If You Have That Gratitude and Understanding
How Simple I Always Wanted It: But No One Would Let Me
Maharaji: How I Was Forced Against My Will To Be Worshipped, Have My Feet Kissed, And Be Treated Like A Figurehead And How I Was Powerless to Stop It, Despite Being All Powerful
Maharaji: How My Opulent Lifestyle, Mansions, Gold Toilets, Fleets of Luxury Cars and Yachts, Have Aided Me In Bringing Understanding To A World So Lost In Materialism
The Ashram Experiment: What Was I THINKING?
Maharaji: I Am What I Am And That's All That I Am, Which Changes Constantly Depending On My Whim At The Moment
How To Speak In A Repetitive, Boring Manner and Make People Think What You Are Saying Is Profound In Ten Easy Lessons
Knowledge: Love It Or Leave It, It's Up To You, But Watch Out For Those Vegetables And A Place Called Hell