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Date:

Sat, May 15, 1999 at 20:17:29 (EDT)

From:

larkin

Email:

larkin@redcrow.demon.co.uk

To:

Catweasel

Subject:

ode to catweasel
Message:
with pen and paper you are like
an artist at his easel
so tell 'em all to take a hike
most lyrical catweasel...
I've seen some insults hereabouts
that barely stand repeating, so
I thought it time I sent you this
my warm and friendly greeting
your rhetoric is sharp and clear
your rationale incisive
it pains me that there's some folks here
make comments so derisive
of course our lord would never lie,
deceive, exploit or kill
and if he did, it's long ago
- and what about free will?
so when they call you 'waste of space'
or 'moron', please don't worry,
or 'fuckwit', 'asshole', all the rest...
don't race off in a hurry
and if they call you 'fucking mad'
or 'narcissistic bore'
just stick around and entertain
enlighten us some more...
with pen and paper you are like
an artist at his easel
so tell 'em all to take a hike
most lyrical catweasel...

5 Brighter than 1000 suns as seen through night vision goggles
4 As bright as the lights on Maharaji's jet
3 As bright as a 60 watt light bulb
2 As bright as a pile of burning ghi on a swinging arti tray
1 As bright as the inner light as seen by the third eye
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