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Date:

  02/04/2004, 14:53:00

From:

  Cynthia

To:

  Everyone

Subject:

  Maharaji says Kaliyuga was predicted...
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If you go to the enjoying life website and click on the Ft. Lauderdale link there's a long review of Maharaji's talk on Sunday there and so much more!

He talks about "this" being Kaliyuga!  Okay, Maharaji,  hasn't it been said the premies (ex-premies) are to blame for perpetrating the use of hindu words and customs?  Whoops!  Sorry, you must have forgotten that you were in FLORIDA!  Gee, Maharaji, it must be all that hard work you do, piloting your GV, and all that miserable jet lag.  We know, Maharaj, life for you is so extremely tough, but I digress... 

On the ELK page under Ft. Lauderdale Update, Maharaji also explains why Indians don't have constipation:  it's because (according to Maharaji) of the very bumpy roads and that's why he uses a helicopter when he is there.  I'll refrain from making any crude comments about that.

Maharaji mentions he watched someone taking a "leak" while using a cell phone. Good work Maharaji, you're getting cruder and cruder.  But, hell, whatever makes the premies laugh, eh?

Maharaji also explains in this portion of his response to a premie (in an expressions session) something to the effect that Kaliyuga means that a mother sues a son, [quite telling, huh?] and a father won't acknowledge his son, and a then son takes a bat or something to hit the parents, and it's also a time when people who love each other won't be able to recognize that they love each other.  Or something like that.

Interesting is that Maharaji  also says it was predicted.  By whom, I don't know -- he doesn't mentionwho the predictor of Maharaji's strange interpretation of Kaliyuga is, but whatever.

It's quite a read!

5 Brighter than 1000 suns as seen through night vision goggles
4 As bright as the lights on Maharaji's jet
3 As bright as a 60 watt light bulb
2 As bright as a pile of burning ghi on a swinging arti tray
1 As bright as the inner light as seen by the third eye


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